Brian dates a policewoman to get her to drop charges on his unpaid parking tickets. Meanwhile, Lowell totes his video camera around the airport trying to capture something to submit…

Joe’s grounded due to high blood pressure and he wonders if Helen will go out with him, now that he’s not a pilot.

Joe holds a bachelor party for a guy he can’t remember going to high school with.

Roy tries to make friends with the gang by joining them in a game of Trivial Pursuit.

Helen plays her cello to a very famous conductor (special guest star David Ogden Stiers), who tells her she’s terrible.

Brian hires an actor to play the role of a charming pilot who asks Helen out.

A magazine writer wants to do a cover story on Joe, but then he meets Brian, and finds his life more interesting. Cliff Clavin and Norm Peterson visit the island.

Joe spies on Brian and Helen when they go on a date.

Brian sets Joe up on a date with a woman who’s been with every man on the island.

Fay encourages a retired pilot to complete his trip around the world.

Brian flys to Boston to see if he can reunite with his ex-wife Carol.

Joe and Brian compete to see who Carol loves more.

In the series premiere, brothers Joe and Brian Hackett search for a suitcase full of cash that their dead father supposedly left them.

Whilst planning his pre-nuptial agreement with an eager Jane, Baines is told that he is not a proper priest and that any attempts he makes to get money from his…

After confiding her doubts about marriage to Sarah, Diana has a raucous hen night with male strippers whilst Tom’s stag night is a very staid affair. The befuddled Dennis Sparrow…

A combination of genuine feelings for Jane, whom he is used to having around, plus the desire to still join the golf club, causes Baines to become a priest of…

Diana’s foot shows no sign of healing and Tom is anxious for her to see a doctor. For all of her brash facade she is reluctant to seek medical advice…

Diana and Jane are both taken aback by the bizarre ways of men, following their respective marriage proposals. Tom’s proposal to Diana has brought on a shock and she collapses…

A letter from the mayor’s office suggests that a royal personage will be gracing Bayview with a visit. Diana, already even more crotchety than ever, due to a painfully swollen…

Baines is hiring Mr. Nakamura, a Japanese hotel consultant, to advise on the building of a new,space-saving wing to be built at Bayview – thereby enabling him to pack in…

Diana visits Tom in hospital. His operation to clear his prostrate cancer has been a success and he returns to Bayview with her. Unfortunately Geoffrey, who has had yet another…

There is to be a conference on the needs of the elderly held, and Diana is asked to be the local representative. At the same time Tom is waiting on…

After drinking a lot at a reunion, Tom has trouble passing water and becomes very sensitive about it. He tries to keep it from Diana but his secretive behaviour initially…

A strange reversal of fortune overtakes Bayview with the hospitalised Baines seen as the victim and Diana his tormentor. She is sent to Coventry and there are threats of staff…

When Tom and Diana’s life drawing art classes at the local college are terminated and complaining yields no joy, they decide to instigate their own at Bayview. Baines is to…

A promotional video is being made to extol the virtues of Bayview and several residents are to have speaking parts, including Basil, who sees himself as the new James Bond,…

Whilst Mr. Kwok demonstrates karate to the Bayview males, who vie with each other to impress Jane, Tom is introduced to Jane’s psychic, Marjorie Evans, and asks to be put…

To Jane’s disapproval, Diana and Tom are now living in sin, or rather together, but already they start arguing, since they can’t decide whose furniture they should be using. A…

Living together is not the bed of roses that Tom and Diana were expecting. He criticizes her sloppiness and her funny little ways, such as feeding acorns to squirrels with…

Geoffrey is getting on Tom’s nerves with his obsession with shelves, which he keeps putting up all over the unit and it’s a blessing when he gets a call from…

Diana is horrified to find that she is unaccountably in the red and goes up to London to cause a fuss, only to discover that all her investments have gone…

It’s Christmas and, unsurprisingly, Diana is not in the Christmassy mood. She’s already told off a very young Santa to whom she took her great-niece and she’s not bothered that…

Diana collapses and is rushed to hospital where Baines tries, unsuccessfully to cop off with the lady doctor. Diana, wrongly, gets it into her head that she is dying of…

The residents are getting wet waiting for a bus but when it arrives the driver claims that they cannot get on for free for another four minutes as they are…

Diana decides that she would like to enter politics and stands as an independent candidate for the Residents’ Party. Baines has been asked to stand for the Tories so Tom…

Whilst Baines is ecstatic about his new car Tom and Diana plan a little holiday and start a vacation fund. Unfortunately, Geoffrey decides to invest the money in the new…

Resident Dave Cartwright has died and at the wake the drink flows freely amongst the inhabitants of Bayview. Tom and Diana certainly have knocked it back and next morning wake…

After she has been accused of selfishness, Diana goes to work as a volunteer at a charity for elderly people and takes up the cause of an old lady about…

Baines meets a girl-friend, Lucy Maitland, at the hunt ball. His mother is coming to visit before going to stay with his sister so Jane poses as Lucy Maitland to…

It’s April and yet it’s still very cold so the residents do not appreciate it when Baines turns off the central heating and suggest the residents go jogging to keep…